There are all kinds of reasons to throw a party, but none of them are better or more significant than the third anniversary of the hiring of Isiah Thomas. Knicks owner James Dolan is throwing this bash, and the best thing about it? You're invited. No, really. Here's your invitation.
Please note that all proceeds from the event will go to Isiah's favorite charities: The Larry Brown Settlement Society and The Luxury Tax Foundation. Isiah will be celebrated for, among other things, being named the General Manager of the Year by Jerome James' agent. One of the door prizes will be the Continental Basketball Association, and your Master of Ceremonies will be Anucha Browne-Sanders. RSVP quickly and you could get a replica of Nazr Mohammed's Spurs championship ring.
Sadly, the party doesn't have a chance of living up to the brilliance of the invitation.
The 3-Year Anniversary of My Decision to Hire Isiah Thomas [iloveisiah.com]