So here's an idea. Frustrated by the incessant nattering about steroids from politicians in his and every other sport, tennis player Rafael Nadal says it's time to start testing politicians for steroids.
"We are being treated like criminals, and this is something to take into account because I don't see politicians undergoing anti-doping controls or anything like it," the Spanish player told Deutsche Presse-Agentur dpa at his hometown Manacor.
We are fascinated by the idea; surely, Mark Foley had some clenbuterol in his system somewhere, right? This, frankly, could pretty much explain everything foreign policy related over the last three years.