It's a Christmas Miracle! Ladies and gentlemen, we present you with the spiritual brother of our friend Mike Cooper ... meet Ryan Drop.
A 22-year-old Franklin man was arrested and charged Tuesday night with indecent exposure after employees at Jo-Ann Fabrics & Crafts on Mallory Lane told police he was exposing himself to customers and masturbating in the store, according to a news release.
Ryan M. Drop also was charged with marijuana possession after Franklin police searched his vehicle.
We do share the lament of White Sox fans, who now must go through the same (or similar, anyway) torment as Ohio State fans did when Mr. Cooper did his filthy little business. Though, considering that shirt, maybe he really was looking for fabric.
Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure At Crafts Store [Dickson Herald]
(Thanks to monster commenting intern Rob Iracane for the heads-up on this.)