What you missed while pummeling Scut Farkus...

• NFL: N.Y. Jets 13, Miami 10. What was that thing Michael Irvin wore on the pregame show? I think his great-great-great-great-great grandmother had sex with a guy who had terrible fashion sense.
• NFL: Philadelphia 23, Dallas 7. Why is Tony Romo in the Pro Bowl again?
• NBA: Miami 101, L.A. Lakers 85. Kobe sucks.