What to watch after that made-for-TV movie about the Crusades starts getting silly ...
• College football: Emerald Bowl, Florida State vs. UCLA, at San Francisco. Sounds like fun, except for the storm of Biblical proportions which is currently raging there. [ESPN]
• College men's basketball: Bradley at Northern Iowa. You don't come into Kurt Warner's alma mater talkin' trash. [ESPN2]
• NBA: Cavaliers at Hawks. Scientists estimate that due to global warming, the Hawks will be underwater by 2088. [NBATV]

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