Just Blow Into This Tube, Mr. Tyson

Mike Tyson, ex-pugilist extraordinairre, gnawer of earlobes, raper of women, can add a new dubious title to his evergrowing legend: possessor of cocaine. Yes, its seems early yesterday morning in Scottsdale, Arizona, America's favorite boxer who can no longer box was pulled over during a routine checkpoint after attempting to leave a club. Apparently, Tyson almost rammed a sheriff's vehicle in the process, and, according to officials, "showed signs of impairment", then was charged with driving under the influence and possession of the magic sniffy-sniff.

And, in the article the Arizona police department went on to say that Tyson showed "showed more signs of impairment", which included smacking Robert Downey, Jr., who attempted to awkwardly make out with the former champion after Tyson failed a field sobriety test.

Tyson Arrested on DUI Charges [ABC News]
Mike Tyson Arrested on DUI, Drug Charges [USA Today]