Good Morning: And Did You Rush to the Phone to Call?

Morning again, Spinheads. Let's start off our last few hours together by acknowledging some of the things I missed yesterday from the Department of Batshittery — only because I was too preoccupied with Song Girl pooper:

• Mike Tyson's police interview. Pretty much everything you'd hope it would be. [The Smoking Gun]
• Albert Haynesworth's ESPN the Magazine interview. Not everything you'd hope it would be. [ESPN]

Once again, one William F. Leitch, esq., will apparently be joining as soon as he can shuffle his stubby Midwestern feet across the tarmac and find himself an internet connection. For now, email me with your tips — aj@blacktable.com — and we'll continue to keep this little home fire burning to help him find his way.

creado y regado de Los Angeles...Juana's Adicci n!