To Watch Tonight

What to watch after you find that "Prognosis Negative" is sold out ...
• Boxing: Lightweights, Anthony (Stomach Cramps) Peterson vs. Juan (How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?) Garza, at Biloxi, Miss.; super middleweights, Jean Paul Mendy vs. Anthony (Ambulance Magnet) Hanshaw. [ESPN2]
• Golf: PGA Tour, Mercedes-Benz Championship, second round, at Kapalua, Hawaii. Does winner get a Mercedes? Becayse that would be totally sweet. [The Golf Channel]
• NBA: Dallas at San Antonio; Miami at Phoenix. Have the Heat been mathematically eliminated yet? [ESPN]