After his oddly truncated chat yesterday — perhaps there were too many penis-related questions? — we don't really have too much more to add to the Sean Salisbury story except to remind you once again:
Sean Salisbury took a picture of his penis with his cellphone, and then showed it to women around his office. We feel we could say this a thousand times, and it really wouldn't be enough.
By the way, from Sean Salisbury Online, on the "NFL Women's Page:"
Women enjoy playing all types of sports and enjoy being fans of many sports that they may never have played; such as football. Research shows that women would enjoy football games even more if they knew more about the rules and nuances of the game.
You know what else they like? Cellphone pictures of Lil' Sean. Obviously.
(By the way, it's not just The Big Lead who has this anymore; we've confirmed it ourselves, and Mike Freeman from CBS Sportsline — a noted Bristol basher — has written of it as well. It happened. We must now adjust to our new reality.)