No matter what happens in these here NFC playoffs, we're gonna have a pretty good idea whether or not Rex Grossman is a legitimate NFL quarterback, or just a frizzy-haired drunkard. Thank heavens this game isn't on the eve of a major holiday.

Meanwhile ... "I Am Matt Hasselbeck" ... YEAH!

• Cool Standings: Bears.
• Football Outsiders: Bears.
• Harmon Forecast: Bears.
• Paul Zimmerman: Bears.
• Peter King: Bears.
• Lil' Sean: Bears.
• Dan Shanoff: Bears.
• Deadspin: Bears. Our first unanimous pick, which is pretty amazing considering all three Bears quarterbacks will be playing "Asshole" before the game.

Some of you — other than Caveman — must have an alternate pick, right? Somebody? Anybody?

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