You may recall the attractive Bears fan who attempted to auction herself off on EBay in return for a Super Bowl ticket last week. The bidding went up to 99 bazillion dollars and was then killed by EBay, only for her to try again, and again have the auction pulled.
I'm happy to report, though, that the young lady will be receiving a happy ending. Axe, makers of body spray for men who wear body spray, has stepped up and provided her with four Super Bowl tickets. One for her, two for her friends, and one for... well, maybe you. You now have a chance to write to her, and tell her why you deserve to go to the game with her, and no money has to change hands.
Submissions are due by January 31st, and the hot e-mail address is firstname.lastname@example.org. Hot. You have to be 21 years old, include a photo of yourself, get to Miami on your own, and you're also responsible for your own accommodations. That seems to imply that there won't be any sex involved, but if you've got the proper amount of
money game, then who knows?
If you're looking for ideas for your submission, the commenters at Kissing Suzy Kolber already have a pretty good jump on things.
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