What you missed while inventing bulletproof underpants ...
• NBA: It's all about keeping the home fans happy. Mavericks win 14th straight at home, 122-102 over Sonics.
• College basketball: New Mexico beats Wyoming as ... whoa! Fight! Fight!
• NHL: Flames, Kings, burning, Conroy gets revenge on old team, Calgary ... aw, there's a clever headline in there somewhere.