• NBA: Clippers 100, Celtics 89. Fourteenth straight loss for Boston, setting a new franchise record. Sometimes, I feel like Danny Ainge and Isiah Thomas are the same person.
• College Basketball: Yale 43, Princeton 35. You know what, shot clock? You can just so straight to hell.
• Track and Field: Gail Devers wins 60-meter hurdles. Gail Devers, by the way, is 40, and gave birth to a daughter 19 months ago.