• EA Sports values the white woman. [Newmianity]
• Shawne Merriman will be forever memorialized with "The Merriman Rule," forbidding guys who fail pee-pee tests from appearing in the Pro Bowl. [ESPN]
• Remember the chivalrous son of a bitch who sued the Angels because he didn't get a tote bag on Mother's Day? He's still not getting a tote bag. [UmpBump]
• Comparing athletes to musicians. For example, "Dwyane Wade <—&rt; John Lennon - Obviously gifted, strong supporting cast. Not shy in the media spotlight. Asiaphile." [Up for Sports]
• Comparing the Super Bowl city skylines. [Open Board Blog]
• Alabama does the right thing: 'Coonass Appreciation Day.' [Loser with Socks]
• Mike Golic has some bizarre theories about the Super Bowl. [Pounding the Rock]
• A look at the celebrity Super Bowl picks on ESPN.com. [Sports Oasis]
• Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather ... that guy's a talker. [NBX]
• The St. Louis Cardinals, Indianapolis Colts, and Pythagoras. [Baseball Prospectus]
• Roger Goodell's going to have to show up at a church tomorrow and kick some ass. [FanIQ]
• Ray Guy is being wronged with his exclusion from the NFL Hall of Fame. [The Eye Patch]
• Here's why you shouldn't go to a Super Bowl party. [BfloBlog]
• AJ Pierzynski is still on his wrestling kick, and David Eckstein's getting in on the fun, too. [Life in the Cell]
• The Lakers can't find a decent damn tour guide. [WBRS Sports Blog]