• Drama. Criminal Minds: The Big Game. I'm guessing that this is the show that CBS will be pounding into your noggin with about 29,218 commercials tomorrow. 10:00, CBS.
• NFL. Super Bowl XLI. Indianapolis Colts vs. Chicago Bears. Both starting quarterbacks are white. 6:25, CBS.
• Movie. Old School. Can you earmuff it for me? This movie is fucked on network television. 9:00, ABC.
• Boxing. 1952, Jersey Joe Walcott vs. Rocky Marciano I. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good... but compared to Joe Louis? 10:00, ESPN Classic.