What to watch as you lead your troops across the Rubicon, if you know what we mean ...
• College basketball: Georgetown at Louisville; North Carolina at Duke. Ah, don't worry. There'll be tickets available at the gate. [ESPN]
• College basketball: Illinois at Northwestern. Live, from Evanston! Hey, put down that alcoholic beverage! [ESPN2]
• Men's soccer: USA vs. Mexico, at Glendale, Ariz. Man, I don't think that was a dive. I think he may be dead. [ESPN2]