What to watch while enjoying the convenience and comfort of your super-absorbant astronaut adult undergarment ...
• Boxing: Heavyweights, Eddie Chambers vs. Derrick Rossy, at Selden, N.Y. Aww, they're eating the same Snickers bar. We want our money back. [ESPN2]
• Motor sports: NASCAR Nextel Cup, Budweiser Shootout, practice, at Daytona Beach, Fla. Little E, your mom's here, and she's pissed. [Speed Channel]
• NBA: Miami at Cleveland; Chicago at Golden State. That's Oakland, in case you didn't know. [ESPN]

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