You know, we're starting to think that basketball just isn't gonna be the most important part of the weekend in Las Vegas.

(SCENE: Inside the head of every NBA superstar invited to this party)

Well, you know, it IS Scores ... but man, Dennis? Why's Dennis gotta be there? Honestly, man: I can't keep pretending I'll talk to our GM for him anymore. I just can't.

Still: SCORES.)

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