OK, so here's what we want to happen today: Every half hour, we want someone to call Tim Hardaway to ask him about his comments about hating gay people. You can ask him the same question every time, every half hour. It'll be great, because he'll find a way to dig himself an even deeper hole each time. This is from a television interview last night, in which he responds to the question of what he would do if he had a family member who was gay.

Seriously, every half hour. By the end of the day, he'll be like, "Listen, I'm just saying that gay people should be ground into deli meat and fed to wolverines. You know, that's just what I believe."