What The Hoff won't be watching tonight ...
• College basketball: Villanova at Marquette; Kansas at Kansas State. The flattest matchup in all of college hoops. [ESPN]
• Women's basketball: Tennessee at LSU. This may be the one where some of the players kiss. [ESPN2]
• Cycling: Tour of California, Stage 1, Sausalito to Santa Rosa. Mandatory wine tasting and cheese sampling make it just like the Tour de France. [Versus]
• NHL: Boston at Philadelphia. Which is shinier; a hockey puck, or Bill Fleischman's head? [Versus]

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