Another reason to tentatively, cautiously warm up to soccer: When one of its players beats up a teammate with a golf club for refusing to join him in karaoke, he's not beneath celebrating a goal the next week by swinging an air golf club feverishly. This is like, say, Pacman Jones celebrating a touchdown by pretending to knock a stripper around and then biting the pilon.
Great Goal, Poor Swing Mechanics [Soccernista]
Karaoke Does Not Bring Liverpool Teammates Together [Deadspin]









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