What to watch after you are beaten savagely by your Verizon network ...
• College men's basketball: Michigan State at Michigan; Florida at Tennessee. As long as all the coaches remain clothed, everything's gonna be juuust fine ... [ESPN]
• NHL: Dallas at Tampa Bay. Stars vs. Lightning would be better outdoors. [Versus]
• NBA: Washington Wizards at New Jersey Nets. Or, Washington Bullets vs. New York Nets, for when they were really good. [Yes Network]

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