This isn't new, but with the upcoming onslaught of ESPN tournament coverage, I thought it might be helpful to revisit some of the masturbatory habits of your favorite ESPN analysts. Majerus likes Ashley Judd, and in the absence of Ashley Judd, likes hotel room porno.

Because I, unlike Lewis Black, have the ability to hear that and not actually picture it happening, I can appreciate the coach's candor. But that has to be as far as it goes. You let Majerus get away with that, and the next thing you know, Dick Vitale's talking about the dipsy-doo dunkaroo he'd like to pull off with a Hooters waitress.

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