What to watch while your dog eats steak and truffles ...
• NBA: Houston at Los Angeles Clippers. One day the Clippers will be good, and all people will travel to appointments with personal rocket jet packs. [ESPN]
• Prep basketball: McDonald's All-American Game, at Louisville. Welcome to the creepiest spectacle in sports. [ESPN]
• Soccer: U.S. men's national team vs. Guatemala, at Frisco, Texas. The only thing that happens in Frisco, Texas all year? [ESPN2]