Some people will work / Some never will / But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain ...

It's society's fault I don't have a job / It's society's fault I'm a slob / I'm a drunk, I don't have a brain / Give me a pamphlet while I complain / Hey pal you're living in the land of the free ... no one's gonna hand you opportunity ...

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