Time Once Again To Play The Mark Trail Drinking Game

Somewhere out west — we think it may be Idaho — is a land where the native fish are frisky and plentiful; and occasionally leap from the stream to blurt out answers to mysteries.

Poor Dan and Sally. When they hatched this crazy scheme, we bet they didn't figure on their plans being thwarted by the wily trout.

Of course we also like the fact that the insurance company apparently just spills its guts to any random forest ranger right over the phone.

The Mark Trail Directory [Hickory Tech]
The Mark Trail Drinking Game [Deadspin]