You know what the NBA Finals needs more of? Douchebags!
Thankfully, the NBA has answered this yawning douche gap by filming a commercial for the NBA Finals starring the one and only David Blaine. He put together his commercial at the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia over the weekend.
We can't imagine what the commercial's gimmick will be — we've got even money that Stuart Scott is somehow involved — but we guarantee you it will make you hate everything about the NBA Finals come June.
Seriously, though: The NBA really does need more magic, doesn't it? To steal a phrase from Blaine's official site, "what the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly." Totally!