Kevin Kolb Will Cut You

For this still wondering why the Eagles used their first draft choice on a quarterback, this might shed some light on the situation: Kevin Kolb really loves stabbing and gutting wild pigs.

For one thing, if you can hunt wild hogs with a couple of dogs and a 12-inch bowie knife, the way Kevin Kolb and his friends have, maybe getting booed or being lambasted on talk radio won't seem like such a big deal. "It's not just [about] killing an animal," says Kolb. "A lot of times you've got to work before you reap your reward. Our dogs go and find 'em first, and then we stab the pigs. It's a little bit dangerous, but as long as you know what you're doing, you'll be all right."

OK! We eagerly await commentary from Rush Limbaugh.

Kevin Kolb: Hog Killer [The 700 Level]