What to watch as you find out that there's already a Starbucks on the newly-discovered, earth-like planet ...
• MLB: Texas at New York Yankees. Perhaps someone will finally talk about that rumored Roger Clemens signing. [ESPN]
• NBA: Conference semifinals, Golden State at Utah, Game 2. Baron Davis may own the only beard in Utah. [TNT]
• Boxing: Light heavyweights, Adrian Diaconu vs. Rico Hoye, at Montreal. Soyons prêts pour gronder! [ESPN2]

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