What to watch as Boris Mironov fails to outwit moose and squirrel ...
• NBA: Eastern Conference semifinals, Detroit at Chicago, Game 3. Bulls were just waiting for the right moment to pounce. [ESPN]
• NHL: Eastern Conference finals, Ottawa at Buffalo, Game 1. We should, like, buy a case of Labatt Blue and drive down there, eh. [Versus]
• Soccer: MLS, Salt Lake at Colorado. The only thing happening in the Mountain Time Zone tonight. [ESPN2]