• Stoned police officer asks 911 operator to confirm that the Red Wings are actually winning, and he is not suffering a hallucination. [freep.com]
• Jim Bob Cooter, staying a Vol! [EDSBS]
• Rick Reilly, wishing he had a lighter work schedule. [A Pudge is a Sandwich]
• Ken Griffey Jr. moves into 6th place on the all-time non-junkie HR list. [Seattlest]
• NBA.com salutes the greatest facial hair in the history of the NBA. [NBA.com]
• This gentleman was lucky enough to be near the idiot who ran on the field last night at the Orioles game. [Oriole Post]
• A looooong post about Barry Bonds, the statistical improbability of a man hitting 73 home runs at the age of 37, and lots of other stuff. [Kermit the Blog]
• Just your average "fan dies after falling into a moat" story. [The Sports Oasis]
• Bud Selig really needs to keep a cleaner desk. [Yanksfan vs. Soxfan]
• The heartbreak of not getting a Ryne Sandberg autograph. [The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]