Lastings Milledge, Scaring All The White Mets FansS

In the annals of ridiculous Lastings Milledge photos, this one, from the New York Daily News blog, is a rather classic one: It's like if Outkast met Cliff Huxtable.

Anyway, Milledge, currently on the AAA DL, is rapping up a storm, and he's saying some of those terrible, terrible words everyone's always so worried about. In the NBA this would be no big deal, but baseball has, like, six black fans.

The Mets released a statement: "We disapprove of the content, language and message of this recording, which does not represent the views of the New York Mets."

Because when you're talking musical expertise, you're talking New York Mets.

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Lastings Milledge, Rap Mogul [New York Daily News]
We Got The Hits, HITS [Deadspin]
The Lastings Milledge Ho Down [Deadspin]