As we wonder which LeBron James will show up tonight, we gear ourselves back up again for the NBA Playoffs, which feel like they've been gone longer than they have even though no one's particularly missed them all that much. There's a thought that if Cleveland wasn't gonna sneak out Game 1 — when the Pistons played rather lousy — they're unlikely to best an on-guard team tonight, but hey, we'll watch anyway, because they only have the lottery once a year.

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