We bring you this terrifying photo of LeBron James not just to make sure you have appropriate nightmare fuel this evening — seriously, this guy is the most marketable athlete in the NBA? — but because in a few hours, we'll know right well whether or not LeBron and his Cavs can singlehandedly veer us away from that seemingly inevitable Spurs-Pistons series. Game 3 was impressive, but we won't know anything until tonight is over. At least we know who Sudanese warlords are rooting for.

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