Of Hogs And MenS

Shooting a giant wild hog: Is it sport, or murder? We figured that it would only be a matter of hours before our young hog hunter, Jamison Stone, began receiving hate mail. We just didn't know the letters would be so entertaining.

And since the lad has put up his own web site and is sharing the negative mail with the world, we see no problem in highlighting a couple of the best (worst?) ones.

What the f### is your f###ing problem you fat a## b####. You f###ing killed a f###ing innocent little pig. Does it make your fat a## feel good to kill such an innocent creature. Wow congratuf###inglations you fat a## f###ing c###. I hope the boars babies come back alive and eat your sausage link penis you, fat piece of s###. F###ing fat redneck. I hope demons come and haunt your fat a## for the rest of your life. Do you think your hot s### for this b####? Well your not fat a##. Burn in hell you rotten piece of s###. F### YOU!!!!! F###ING FAT A## REDNECK PIECE OF S###!!!!

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I have to congratulate you because I didn't think it was possible for an 11 yr old as large as yourself to chase a pig for three hours in hilly terrain. Well done, fat boy! ...

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Yes while it is true that you definitely commited an act of terrorism, much like our president does each day upon arising, Its not you. Its your father and your fathers father and soon. They were probably slave owners way back when and even earlier on performed acts of terror on the original land owners of America, The Native Americans, who would kill only what they needed to survive. Its a sad,sad thing that has been taught to innocent children like yourself.

This is nothing, of course. Somewhere, Dee Mirich is at the keyboard ...

Monsterpig.com [via Fark]
Kevin Kolb Is Going To Be So Jealous [Deadspin]