What you missed while observing your sea monkeys ...
• NHL: Senators, give in to the Dark Side you knobs. Ducks take 2-0 lead.
• NBA: No team with baby-blue uniforms will ever win an NBA title ... not on our watch. Spurs oust Jazz, 109-84.
• MLB: Randy Johnson — totally wearing 49ers colors these days — makes short work of Phillies.