• A freelance producer who did work for ESPN shouldn't have taken that lighter on the plane. Or the drugs. Or the child porn. [KUTV Video Library]
• Bobby Martin, who played high school football despite his lack of legs, is aiming to make the Arena or Canadian Football league. [Gelf Magazine]
• Mighty Ducks Fan Fiction. Hoo boy. [Armchair GM]
• Why the proposed new UFL football league will fail. [SBS]
• Antonio Tarver's "I was drugged" excuse. It's a popular one these days. [The Blog of Hilarity]
• A request for information on Diamondbacks outfielder Chris B. Young. [The Extrapolater]
• The Ladies... would like to assist you in stuffing the box. [Ladies...]
• The Pittsburgh Pirates will represent Major League Baseball in China. Fantastic. [The Feed]