We Welcome Sam Woods To The Planet

A few months back, our own AJ Daulerio wondered what Tiger Woods would name his impending child. Sadly, Tiger did not go with "Urethra;" instead he went with the boring Sam Alexis Woods. SAW. We suppose it's better than ASS.

As everyone wonders if Tiger is officially slumping, we welcome the newest Woods creation to the planet. We hope, desperately, that someone in Tiger's entourage teaches the kid how to high five.

Slump Talk [Dogs That Chase Cars]
The Interrogation [Signal To Noise]
What Will Tiger Woods Name His Baby? [Deadspin]