This Is Why That Child Was Beating Your Ass

As anyone who watches "The Colbert Report" knows, children are a national menace that plan on taking the planet from us. And, to expedite the process, they're all now taking steroids.

While studies have already shown that 3 to 5 percent of adolescents may be involved in doping, a new study in Wednesday's online edition of the British Journal of Sports Medicine found more than 1 percent of preadolescents are using performance-enhancing drugs. The study followed 2,199 French sixth graders for four years, using self-reported questionnaires every six months.

You know, they should be careful; taking steroids will dramatically decrease the size of your testicles and making it more difficult to have children. That's something important to consider when you're 10.

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