• Laurence Maroney just keeps bringing the Kool-Aid. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton beat up Diego Corrales last night. [Rumors and Rants]
• Meet the dickweed who yells "It's in the hole!" after every shot at a golf tournament. [JoeSportsFan]
• Mark Messier, honored for his ability to snare poon. [The Sports Hernia]
• Some shoes just shouldn't have been made. [Doberman on the Diamond]
• It's going to be a busy off-season for centerfielders. [MLB Trade Rumors]
• There is a right way and a wrong way to throw out a first pitch. [Our Book of Scrap]
• Hawk Harrelson has a new favorite word. [Foul Balls]

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