If You Were A Veggie Hot Dog, Would It Be OK To Eat Yourself?

• God, the hot dog eating championships are fun.
John Patterson, get thee to Canada. Don't tell Spencer Hawes!
• 45 seconds ... starting NOW.
Cursing at Yankee Stadium? Now we've seen EVERYTHING!
• Dan LeBatard would like to keep Harold Reynolds away from his women.
• MJD left us, but he is not forgotten.
Have Pete Rose's 30-year-old gum.
• Stephon Marbury, absolutely not on crack. Nope.
These poor children.
Furries!

OK, that's all for us; we're gonna enjoy our little beach weekend getaway. Be nice to Sussman this weekend; help the guy out and make him feel welcome. And we'll see you Monday.