The nation's long wait has finally come to an end, A-Rod hit 500! Alright, it's not exactly 756 but at least it's one less thing we'll have to hear about every single day. He got things out of the way in a hurry this afternoon with a first inning blast off of Kyle Davies. Call me crazy, but I think this Davies kid is going to fit-in perfectly in Kansas City.

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You probably heard that Rodriguez is now the youngest player in league history to reach the 500 homer milestone. What they haven't told you is that he's also the first Glam superstar since Bowie (purple lips are back!). And now—just because I can—here's this...