What to watch as you check to see when real football starts.
• NFL: Pro Football Hall of Fame Scrimmage Game. And the first major injury goes to.... [NFL Network]
• MLB: New York Mets at Chicago Cubs. Must the Cubs torture their fans by acting as if they're actually going to win something?[ESPN]
• Flight of the Conchords. Bret and Jemaine both get some ass. It's Murray's turn to be jealous. [HBO]

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