What you missed while celebrating the birthday of the Big Mac ...
• NFL: Preseason ... How's that hangover, Packers fans? Jacksonville 21, Green Bay 13.
• MLB: Amazing! Rangers explode again for, uh, never mind. Seattle 9, Texas 4.
• Basketball: Take THAT, U.S. Virgin Islands. And THAT. Any other islands in the insular area of the United States who want some of the same, you know where we are.