In lieu of some sound effects humor over at EDSBS, we present you with a rather gorgeous example of spot photography.
This security guard tackling plumbing at the Colorado-Colorado State game, somehow, has a reasonable explanation.
This stunt was part of a promotion by Denver Water to promote awareness of fixing running toilets and water conservation.
It must be depressing, sometimes, to be the guy in the mascot costume. Kids keep kicking you, it's impossible to convince anyone it was actually you inside there and, you know, it's kind of hot. But being the toilet guy? That's the pinnacle of the profession, we'd think.
Running Toilet Tackled By Security [Detroit Free Press]