You want to know how long it's been since there was some damned NFL football? The last time a game counted, we glogged it. It seems like decades ago. And now, with your last chance for sign up for the Pick 'Em Pool, we welcome an actual live season.

It's the Colts-Saints tonight, which means you're going to see a lot of pregame footage of Peyton Manning on "Saturday Night Live" and Reggie Bush hanging out with David Beckham, back when David Beckham could walk. As KSK introduces us to tubby Colts fans, we enjoy that the American Sport Of Bloodlust begins its season in the royal palace of Indianapolis.

An actual game tonight. Have fun out there.

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