About Last Night

What you missed while your editor picked up the Daily News and stood, silently ...
• College football: NCAA decides to adopt Arena League rules on Thursdays. Louisville 58, Middle Tennessee 42.
• MLB: In which I refuse to make the "Ethier said than done" or "It doesn't get any Ethier" play on words after Andre Ethier's big day. Just won't do it. Dodgers 7, Cubs 4.
• Tennis: And now, please enjoy the U.S. Open impersonations of Novak Djokovic.