-Lots of fucks
-Lots of fucks on top of the other fucks
-Lots of dick jokes
-Proper use of the Royal We, since we are, in fact, more than one person
-No stupid fucking "Now you have six Weekend Daddies!" jokes
-Less soccer. More boobies.
-Strict enforcement of The Commentist Manifesto, which has recently become as desecrated as the Stonecutters' Sacred Parchment on Rib Night
-More updates of the Hugh Johnson Project
-Live NFL updates on Sunday
-Some light tap dancing
And we've got some surprises in store for you as well. Ever seen the phrase "Fuck you in the nostril" appear on this site? You will!
So sit back and enjoy yourself. Any tips and photos of livestock for Punter should be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org. This site's about to get a big, hot beef injection. We suggest relaxing your jaw muscles and taking it all in.