What you missed while trying to convince everyone that Timmy's in the well again ...
• NFL: Ever notice that Frank Caliendo does a better Madden than Madden himself? Cowboys 45, Giants 35.
• MLB: Take that, and that and THAT ... Brewers unleash the hounds, retake sole possession of first.
• Track & Field: Fastest man on earth goes even faster. Beep beep.