What to watch as your parrot crank calls the neighbors ...
• MLB: New York Yankees at Boston. Wait, this series actually could mean something after all? Wow. [ESPN]
• College football: Oklahoma State at Troy. Look, a giant wooden horse. Let's bring it inside our walls ... what could possibly go wrong? [ESPN2]
• Golf: Champions Tour, Greater Hickory Classic at Rock Barn, second round, Conover, N.C. Is that Spurrier over there, taking a leak? [The Golf Channel].